Green's Theorem
<humour> (TMRC) For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
A refinement of the theorem states that there will be *exactly* one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story).
The name of this theorem is a play on a fundamental theorem in calculus.
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