Webmonkey
<World-Wide Web> a largely unskilled
Web worker - one with a passable understanding of
HTML but little else.
It is often supposed that, in the New Media food chain, there is nothing lower than a webmonkey.
Alas, there is: people who barely have the skills to use FrontPage; these people are called "typists".
The
B1FF of webmonkeys is personified as
Bobo the Webmonkey.
Compare
actor/singer/waiter/webmaster.
And compare
sysape,
one-banana problem,
scratch monkey,
monkey up, and Infinite-Monkey Theorem for other simian allusions.
