King John by William Shakespeare
Act 3 - Scene 1
The French King’s pavilion.
Constance : Gone to be married! gone to swear a peace!
[p]False blood to false
blood join'd! gone to be friends!
[p]Shall Lewis have Blanch, and
Blanch those provinces?
[p]It is not so; thou hast misspoke,
misheard:
[p]Be well advised, tell o'er thy tale again:
[p]It cannot
be; thou dost but say 'tis so:
[p]I trust I may not trust thee; for
thy word
[p]Is but the vain breath of a common man:
[p]Believe me, I
do not believe thee, man;
[p]I have a king's oath to the
contrary.
[p]Thou shalt be punish'd for thus frighting me,
[p]For I am
sick and capable of fears,
[p]Oppress'd with wrongs and therefore full
of fears,
[p]A widow, husbandless, subject to fears,
[p]A woman,
naturally born to fears;
[p]And though thou now confess thou didst but
jest,
[p]With my vex'd spirits I cannot take a truce,
[p]But they will
quake and tremble all this day.
[p]What dost thou mean by shaking of
thy head?
[p]Why dost thou look so sadly on my son?
[p]What means that
hand upon that breast of thine?
[p]Why holds thine eye that lamentable
rheum,
[p]Like a proud river peering o'er his bounds?
[p]Be these sad
signs confirmers of thy words?
[p]Then speak again; not all thy former
tale,
[p]But this one word, whether thy tale be true.
Salisbury : As true as I believe you think them false
[p]That give you cause to
prove my saying true.
Constance : O, if thou teach me to believe this sorrow,
[p]Teach thou this sorrow
how to make me die,
[p]And let belief and life encounter so
[p]As doth
the fury of two desperate men
[p]Which in the very meeting fall and
die.
[p]Lewis marry Blanch! O boy, then where art thou?
[p]France
friend with England, what becomes of me?
[p]Fellow, be gone: I cannot
brook thy sight:
[p]This news hath made thee a most ugly man.
Salisbury : What other harm have I, good lady, done,
[p]But spoke the harm that is
by others done?
Constance : Which harm within itself so heinous is
[p]As it makes harmful all that
speak of it.
Arthur : I do beseech you, madam, be content.
Constance : If thou, that bid'st me be content, wert grim,
[p]Ugly and slanderous
to thy mother's womb,
[p]Full of unpleasing blots and sightless
stains,
[p]Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious,
[p]Patch'd with
foul moles and eye-offending marks,
[p]I would not care, I then would
be content,
[p]For then I should not love thee, no, nor thou
[p]Become
thy great birth nor deserve a crown.
[p]But thou art fair, and at thy
birth, dear boy,
[p]Nature and Fortune join'd to make thee
great:
[p]Of Nature's gifts thou mayst with lilies boast,
[p]And with
the half-blown rose. But Fortune, O,
[p]She is corrupted, changed and
won from thee;
[p]She adulterates hourly with thine uncle John,
[p]And
with her golden hand hath pluck'd on France
[p]To tread down fair
respect of sovereignty,
[p]And made his majesty the bawd to
theirs.
[p]France is a bawd to Fortune and King John,
[p]That strumpet
Fortune, that usurping John!
[p]Tell me, thou fellow, is not France
forsworn?
[p]Envenom him with words, or get thee gone
[p]And leave
those woes alone which I alone
[p]Am bound to under-bear.
Salisbury : Pardon me, madam,
[p]I may not go without you to the kings.
Constance : Thou mayst, thou shalt; I will not go with thee:
[p]I will instruct my
sorrows to be proud;
[p]For grief is proud and makes his owner
stoop.
[p]To me and to the state of my great grief
[p]Let kings
assemble; for my grief's so great
[p]That no supporter but the huge
firm earth
[p]Can hold it up: here I and sorrows sit;
[p]Here is my
throne, bid kings come bow to it.
[p][Seats herself on the
ground]
[p][Enter KING JOHN, KING PHILLIP, LEWIS, BLANCH,]
[p]QUEEN
ELINOR, the BASTARD, AUSTRIA, and Attendants]
King Phillip : 'Tis true, fair daughter; and this blessed day
[p]Ever in France shall
be kept festival:
[p]To solemnize this day the glorious sun
[p]Stays
in his course and plays the alchemist,
[p]Turning with splendor of his
precious eye
[p]The meagre cloddy earth to glittering gold:
[p]The
yearly course that brings this day about
[p]Shall never see it but a
holiday.
Constance : A wicked day, and not a holy day!
[p][Rising]
[p]What hath this day
deserved? what hath it done,
[p]That it in golden letters should be
set
[p]Among the high tides in the calendar?
[p]Nay, rather turn this
day out of the week,
[p]This day of shame, oppression, perjury.
[p]Or,
if it must stand still, let wives with child
[p]Pray that their
burthens may not fall this day,
[p]Lest that their hopes prodigiously
be cross'd:
[p]But on this day let seamen fear no wreck;
[p]No
bargains break that are not this day made:
[p]This day, all things
begun come to ill end,
[p]Yea, faith itself to hollow falsehood
change!
King Phillip : By heaven, lady, you shall have no cause
[p]To curse the fair
proceedings of this day:
[p]Have I not pawn'd to you my majesty?
Constance : You have beguiled me with a counterfeit
[p]Resembling majesty, which,
being touch'd and tried,
[p]Proves valueless: you are forsworn,
forsworn;
[p]You came in arms to spill mine enemies' blood,
[p]But now
in arms you strengthen it with yours:
[p]The grappling vigour and
rough frown of war
[p]Is cold in amity and painted peace,
[p]And our
oppression hath made up this league.
[p]Arm, arm, you heavens, against
these perjured kings!
[p]A widow cries; be husband to me,
heavens!
[p]Let not the hours of this ungodly day
[p]Wear out the day
in peace; but, ere sunset,
[p]Set armed discord 'twixt these perjured
kings!
[p]Hear me, O, hear me!
Lymoges : Lady Constance, peace!
Constance : War! war! no peace! peace is to me a war
[p]O Lymoges! O Austria! thou
dost shame
[p]That bloody spoil: thou slave, thou wretch, thou
coward!
[p]Thou little valiant, great in villany!
[p]Thou ever strong
upon the stronger side!
[p]Thou Fortune's champion that dost never
fight
[p]But when her humorous ladyship is by
[p]To teach thee safety!
thou art perjured too,
[p]And soothest up greatness. What a fool art
thou,
[p]A ramping fool, to brag and stamp and swear
[p]Upon my party!
Thou cold-blooded slave,
[p]Hast thou not spoke like thunder on my
side,
[p]Been sworn my soldier, bidding me depend
[p]Upon thy stars,
thy fortune and thy strength,
[p]And dost thou now fall over to my
fores?
[p]Thou wear a lion's hide! doff it for shame,
[p]And hang a
calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.
Lymoges : O, that a man should speak those words to me!
Philip the Bastard : And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.
Lymoges : Thou darest not say so, villain, for thy life.
Philip the Bastard : And hang a calf's-skin on those recreant limbs.
King John : We like not this; thou dost forget thyself.
King Phillip : Here comes the holy legate of the pope.
Cardinal Pandulph : Hail, you anointed deputies of heaven!
[p]To thee, King John, my holy
errand is.
[p]I Pandulph, of fair Milan cardinal,
[p]And from Pope
Innocent the legate here,
[p]Do in his name religiously demand
[p]Why
thou against the church, our holy mother,
[p]So wilfully dost spurn;
and force perforce
[p]Keep Stephen Langton, chosen archbishop
[p]Of
Canterbury, from that holy see?
[p]This, in our foresaid holy father's
name,
[p]Pope Innocent, I do demand of thee.
King John : What earthy name to interrogatories
[p]Can task the free breath of a
sacred king?
[p]Thou canst not, cardinal, devise a name
[p]So slight,
unworthy and ridiculous,
[p]To charge me to an answer, as the
pope.
[p]Tell him this tale; and from the mouth of England
[p]Add thus
much more, that no Italian priest
[p]Shall tithe or toll in our
dominions;
[p]But as we, under heaven, are supreme head,
[p]So under
Him that great supremacy,
[p]Where we do reign, we will alone
uphold,
[p]Without the assistance of a mortal hand:
[p]So tell the
pope, all reverence set apart
[p]To him and his usurp'd authority.
King Phillip : Brother of England, you blaspheme in this.
King John : Though you and all the kings of Christendom
[p]Are led so grossly by
this meddling priest,
[p]Dreading the curse that money may buy
out;
[p]And by the merit of vile gold, dross, dust,
[p]Purchase
corrupted pardon of a man,
[p]Who in that sale sells pardon from
himself,
[p]Though you and all the rest so grossly led
[p]This
juggling witchcraft with revenue cherish,
[p]Yet I alone, alone do me
oppose
[p]Against the pope and count his friends my foes.
Cardinal Pandulph : Then, by the lawful power that I have,
[p]Thou shalt stand cursed and
excommunicate.
[p]And blessed shall he be that doth revolt
[p]From his
allegiance to an heretic;
[p]And meritorious shall that hand be
call'd,
[p]Canonized and worshipped as a saint,
[p]That takes away by
any secret course
[p]Thy hateful life.
Constance : O, lawful let it be
[p]That I have room with Rome to curse
awhile!
[p]Good father cardinal, cry thou amen
[p]To my keen curses;
for without my wrong
[p]There is no tongue hath power to curse him
right.
Cardinal Pandulph : There's law and warrant, lady, for my curse.
Constance : And for mine too: when law can do no right,
[p]Let it be lawful that
law bar no wrong:
[p]Law cannot give my child his kingdom here,
[p]For
he that holds his kingdom holds the law;
[p]Therefore, since law
itself is perfect wrong,
[p]How can the law forbid my tongue to
curse?
Cardinal Pandulph : Philip of France, on peril of a curse,
[p]Let go the hand of that
arch-heretic;
[p]And raise the power of France upon his
head,
[p]Unless he do submit himself to Rome.
Queen Elinor : Look'st thou pale, France? do not let go thy hand.
Constance : Look to that, devil; lest that France repent,
[p]And by disjoining
hands, hell lose a soul.
Lymoges : King Philip, listen to the cardinal.
Philip the Bastard : And hang a calf's-skin on his recreant limbs.
Lymoges : Well, ruffian, I must pocket up these wrongs, Because--
Philip the Bastard : Your breeches best may carry them.
King John : Philip, what say'st thou to the cardinal?
Constance : What should he say, but as the cardinal?
Lewis : Bethink you, father; for the difference
[p]Is purchase of a heavy
curse from Rome,
[p]Or the light loss of England for a
friend:
[p]Forego the easier.
Blanch : That's the curse of Rome.
Constance : O Lewis, stand fast! the devil tempts thee here
[p]In likeness of a
new untrimmed bride.
Blanch : The Lady Constance speaks not from her faith,
[p]But from her need.
Constance : O, if thou grant my need,
[p]Which only lives but by the death of
faith,
[p]That need must needs infer this principle,
[p]That faith
would live again by death of need.
[p]O then, tread down my need, and
faith mounts up;
[p]Keep my need up, and faith is trodden down!
King John : The king is moved, and answers not to this.
Constance : O, be removed from him, and answer well!
Lymoges : Do so, King Philip; hang no more in doubt.
Philip the Bastard : Hang nothing but a calf's-skin, most sweet lout.
King Phillip : I am perplex'd, and know not what to say.
Cardinal Pandulph : What canst thou say but will perplex thee more,
[p]If thou stand
excommunicate and cursed?
King Phillip : Good reverend father, make my person yours,
[p]And tell me how you
would bestow yourself.
[p]This royal hand and mine are newly
knit,
[p]And the conjunction of our inward souls
[p]Married in league,
coupled and linked together
[p]With all religious strength of sacred
vows;
[p]The latest breath that gave the sound of words
[p]Was
deep-sworn faith, peace, amity, true love
[p]Between our kingdoms and
our royal selves,
[p]And even before this truce, but new before,
[p]No
longer than we well could wash our hands
[p]To clap this royal bargain
up of peace,
[p]Heaven knows, they were besmear'd and
over-stain'd
[p]With slaughter's pencil, where revenge did
paint
[p]The fearful difference of incensed kings:
[p]And shall these
hands, so lately purged of blood,
[p]So newly join'd in love, so
strong in both,
[p]Unyoke this seizure and this kind regreet?
[p]Play
fast and loose with faith? so jest with heaven,
[p]Make such
unconstant children of ourselves,
[p]As now again to snatch our palm
from palm,
[p]Unswear faith sworn, and on the marriage-bed
[p]Of
smiling peace to march a bloody host,
[p]And make a riot on the gentle
brow
[p]Of true sincerity? O, holy sir,
[p]My reverend father, let it
not be so!
[p]Out of your grace, devise, ordain, impose
[p]Some gentle
order; and then we shall be blest
[p]To do your pleasure and continue
friends.
Cardinal Pandulph : All form is formless, order orderless,
[p]Save what is opposite to
England's love.
[p]Therefore to arms! be champion of our church,
[p]Or
let the church, our mother, breathe her curse,
[p]A mother's curse, on
her revolting son.
[p]France, thou mayst hold a serpent by the
tongue,
[p]A chafed lion by the mortal paw,
[p]A fasting tiger safer
by the tooth,
[p]Than keep in peace that hand which thou dost hold.
King Phillip : I may disjoin my hand, but not my faith.
Cardinal Pandulph : So makest thou faith an enemy to faith;
[p]And like a civil war set'st
oath to oath,
[p]Thy tongue against thy tongue. O, let thy
vow
[p]First made to heaven, first be to heaven perform'd,
[p]That is,
to be the champion of our church!
[p]What since thou sworest is sworn
against thyself
[p]And may not be performed by thyself,
[p]For that
which thou hast sworn to do amiss
[p]Is not amiss when it is truly
done,
[p]And being not done, where doing tends to ill,
[p]The truth is
then most done not doing it:
[p]The better act of purposes
mistook
[p]Is to mistake again; though indirect,
[p]Yet indirection
thereby grows direct,
[p]And falsehood falsehood cures, as fire cools
fire
[p]Within the scorched veins of one new-burn'd.
[p]It is religion
that doth make vows kept;
[p]But thou hast sworn against
religion,
[p]By what thou swear'st against the thing thou
swear'st,
[p]And makest an oath the surety for thy truth
[p]Against an
oath: the truth thou art unsure
[p]To swear, swears only not to be
forsworn;
[p]Else what a mockery should it be to swear!
[p]But thou
dost swear only to be forsworn;
[p]And most forsworn, to keep what
thou dost swear.
[p]Therefore thy later vows against thy first
[p]Is
in thyself rebellion to thyself;
[p]And better conquest never canst
thou make
[p]Than arm thy constant and thy nobler parts
[p]Against
these giddy loose suggestions:
[p]Upon which better part our prayers
come in,
[p]If thou vouchsafe them. But if not, then know
[p]The peril
of our curses light on thee
[p]So heavy as thou shalt not shake them
off,
[p]But in despair die under their black weight.
Lymoges : Rebellion, flat rebellion!
Philip the Bastard : Will't not be?
[p]Will not a calfs-skin stop that mouth of thine?
Lewis : Father, to arms!
Blanch : Upon thy wedding-day?
[p]Against the blood that thou hast
married?
[p]What, shall our feast be kept with slaughter'd
men?
[p]Shall braying trumpets and loud churlish drums,
[p]Clamours of
hell, be measures to our pomp?
[p]O husband, hear me! ay, alack, how
new
[p]Is husband in my mouth! even for that name,
[p]Which till this
time my tongue did ne'er pronounce,
[p]Upon my knee I beg, go not to
arms
[p]Against mine uncle.
Constance : O, upon my knee,
[p]Made hard with kneeling, I do pray to
thee,
[p]Thou virtuous Dauphin, alter not the doom
[p]Forethought by
heaven!
Blanch : Now shall I see thy love: what motive may
[p]Be stronger with thee
than the name of wife?
Constance : That which upholdeth him that thee upholds,
[p]His honour: O, thine
honour, Lewis, thine honour!
Lewis : I muse your majesty doth seem so cold,
[p]When such profound respects
do pull you on.
Cardinal Pandulph : I will denounce a curse upon his head.
King Phillip : Thou shalt not need. England, I will fall from thee.
Constance : O fair return of banish'd majesty!
Queen Elinor : O foul revolt of French inconstancy!
King John : France, thou shalt rue this hour within this hour.
Philip the Bastard : Old Time the clock-setter, that bald sexton Time,
[p]Is it as he will?
well then, France shall rue.
Blanch : The sun's o'ercast with blood: fair day, adieu!
[p]Which is the side
that I must go withal?
[p]I am with both: each army hath a
hand;
[p]And in their rage, I having hold of both,
[p]They swirl
asunder and dismember me.
[p]Husband, I cannot pray that thou mayst
win;
[p]Uncle, I needs must pray that thou mayst lose;
[p]Father, I
may not wish the fortune thine;
[p]Grandam, I will not wish thy
fortunes thrive:
[p]Whoever wins, on that side shall I lose
[p]Assured
loss before the match be play'd.
Lewis : Lady, with me, with me thy fortune lies.
Blanch : There where my fortune lives, there my life dies.
King John : Cousin, go draw our puissance together.
[p][Exit BASTARD]
[p]France, I
am burn'd up with inflaming wrath;
[p]A rage whose heat hath this
condition,
[p]That nothing can allay, nothing but blood,
[p]The blood,
and dearest-valued blood, of France.
King Phillip : Thy rage sham burn thee up, and thou shalt turn
[p]To ashes, ere our
blood shall quench that fire:
[p]Look to thyself, thou art in
jeopardy.
King John : No more than he that threats. To arms let's hie!
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