Wesley's secret eggplant recipe
Yield: 1 Servings
Ingredients:
- 2 Eggplants or however many You can afford
- 1 Litre Kentucky Bourbon
Instructions:
Directions: OK first you take all the eggplant you have and grind it up very finely in the kitchen sink built-in grinder...SAFETY TIP...watch out for finger tips & Bourbon bottles. (Whoops it all went down the drain? Oh well...) 2nd take the Bourbon and mix it well with water 7-up or a generic substitute. By this time the odor and texture of the eggplant should be gone. Rinse out your sink and apply the Bourbon mixture internally. Now THERE's an eggplant recipe I can live with! Next time we'll try it with a wine sauce!



